Reason why I’m single

I don’t ask people out unless I know they like me, the fear of “no” keeps me away

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

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nanocutie:

niall horan and pikachu gettin hella turnt

nanocutie:

niall horan and pikachu gettin hella turnt

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woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

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cybergy:

DUDE OMG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

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cihrs:

When you finish and it gets on your face 

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Abella

abellaxxx:

🎡

abellaxxx:

🎡

downfalling:

lawd