unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

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luna-th:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

*sighs deeply*

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

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wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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